Welcome to Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where we pull truth from humor.
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, “I don’t know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’” and he left. The couple sat and waited and waited. …
Welcome to Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where we pull truth from humor
A wife was sitting peacefully in her cozy armchair sewing her husband’s socks. Her husband came in to the room and glanced at what she was doing and started badgering, “HONEY be more careful!
His voice begins to rise: PLEASE WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING; You don’t want to poke YOUR finger!
He pauses for just a few seconds and starts in again: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, Don’t look up when YOUR’E SEWING!
The wife looks up and then back down at the…
Welcome to Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where we pull humor from truth
A letter from son to dad:
“Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy…
Welcome to Tuesday’s Truthful Humor with Trench Classes Untied where we love to laugh and pull truth from laughter.
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?”
In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to…
Have you noticed the price of groceries lately? Oh my goodness. There is one thing in this life that is priceless and yet satisfies and that’s the Word of God. Here’s a bit of humor I found on ChristiansUnite.com
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.
“Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector.
“Yes, that was it!”
“You idiot! You’ve thrown away one of the first books ever…
Three guys are convicted of committing a serious Federal crime, and they were all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. But…they were each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them.
The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the iron door of the first guy’s cell. He comes out and says, “I studied so hard and learned so much; I’m smarter and brighter now…
What if we were to use Scripture as a tool and not a weapon? Here’s a funny example of what I mean.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder.
As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” [Turn from your sin] The burglar stopped dead in his tracks.
Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. …
We’ve all heard what goes in is what comes out? I see this over and over again, whether it be positive or negative.
Thanks so much for joining us for Faith-Filled Friday with Debra Dolce and Trench Classes United. Today’s love letter is a great reminder of being mindful of what goes into our mind and soul and manifests in our attitudes and actions.
My love, stop imitating the ideals and opinions of the culture around you, but be inwardly transformed by the Holy Spirit through a total reformation of how you think. This will empower you to…
Thanks for joining me for Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where a little giggle comes first.
Now I think it’s safe to say that many — well, I’ll just speak for myself. Aging isn’t for the weak woman! Here’s a little funny to share what I mean:
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster…